Things Are Going Too Well For Me

I'm expecting 0-15 plus a Lakers' championship.

Baseball:
Baltimore +105 (1.31) vs. Atlanta
Washington +242 (1.11) @ Tampa Bay
Pittsburgh -118 (0.94) vs. Detroit
Philadelphia +116 (1.05) vs. Boston
Milwaukee -127 (1.13) vs. Chicago White Sox
Kansas City +114 (1.21) vs. Cincinnati
Minnesota +129 (1.21) @ Chicago Cubs
Texas +129 (1.1) vs. LA Dodgers
San Diego +180 (0.89) @ LA Angels
Oakland +132 (1.02) @ San Francisco
NY Yankees -110 (1.21) vs. NY Mets
Houston/Arizona Over 10 +113 (1.01)
LA Dodgers/Texas Over 9.5 +103 (1.08)
NY Mets/NY Yankees Over 9 +109 (1)

I know what you're thinking: "That's only 14 games." Don't worry, I'll be on the Indians tonight.