The Day That Was - Monday 4/13

So far so good. I'll try to lose money even quicker tomorrow.

Record: 5-9
Day: -3.07%
YTD: -4.85%

Since I've been researching new and improved ways to stupidly lose money since long before this site existed, let me explain quickly what these numbers mean for me. "Record" should be self-explanatory. "Day" is my percentage gain or loss since the beginning of the day. Even though each unit is approximately equal to 1% of my beginning bankroll, this number won't always look correct if you do the math based on my picks. The reason: I've been so good at LMQ that my current bankroll is actually less than what I started with. Because I haven't changed my unit size (I hear it's a painful procedure and doesn't always work), in reality, I'm betting a little more than 1% with each unit.

If you're still with me after that explanation, you're way too smart and should probably leave immediately. You can also probably understand that "YTD" is my gain or loss since I started keeping track of how quickly I can lose money (February 15th, 2009).